Reproduced from Southerly Volume 78 no. 1 (2018), p.281.

Jason Grossman was born in Maharashtra, in the British Raj, to a beautiful mother who was later to settle in Woy Woy. He fought, and played the trumpet, on the African and Italian front lines, then tried to recover by writing the Goon Show. Oh no, wait, that's Spike Milligan.

Jason Grossman